“Just when I think that I can’t be in love with this program any more, I find some other reason to have its children.”
Damon on Photoshop


“Nothing is going to change until it changes. Let’s not change things before they change.”
Bob during our staff retreat today

“If any of my boxers are missing from that bag when I come back, I think I’ll have a pretty good idea who has them.”
No, I don’t want to steal Adam’s underwear.


“Don’t go through my bag, OK? I wrote some things about you I don’t want you to see. I’m on Chapter 4 of ‘Why I Don’t Like Ryan.'”
Tom warning me not to mess with his stuff