Sharkey: “I came to the realization today that I have hypochondria.”
Guy: “Why do you say that?”
Sharkey: “I’m hungry all the time! I get dizzy when I go for an hour without eating. My mom said this weekend that I’m moody when I’m hungry. Moody and angry. Those are symptoms of the disease.”
Guy: “Huh?”
Two of a friend’s coworkers.