British tourist girl:  Do you offer any sort of vegetarian fare?
Hispanic Jack in the Box cashier:  Wha?
British tourist girl:  Vegetarian fare? Do you offer any?
Hispanic Jack in the Box cashier: (shakes her head in befuddlement)
British tourist girl:  Do you… OFF-ah… any… SORT… of… veg-eh-TARE-ee-an FARE?
Hispanic Jack in the Box cashier:  I no… (shakes her head confusedly)
At a Jack in the Box in Los Angeles on Santa Monica Boulevard