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Ryan: “Say this to him: ‘Ooh baby. Plunge your hot dog into my whole wheat bun, which is filled with warm meaty chili and cool creamy coleslaw.'”
Ashley: “I really hope my bun isn’t filled with coleslaw, that would call for a prescription… and the meaty chili, good Lord… go to the gyno immediately!”
Me trying to help Ashley repulse a guy who wants her to talk dirty to him