Co-Worker 1: “Hey, do you still have your cape?”
Co-Worker 2: “I never had a cape.”
Co-Worker 1: “Well, I think I’m going to dress as Catwoman, and do this whole black-and-white theme, and paint my face, and I think a cape would be cool.”
Co-Worker 2: “Catwoman didn’t wear a cape.”
Two of my co-workers. Need I say more?