“Honey child, you’re so hot that after the show, Lorenzo gonna tell everyone he had sex with you.”

“You’re making my penis very hard.”

“If pv=nrt where p is pressure, v is volume, n is the number of moles, r is a constant, and t is temperature, then your p and v are off the charts… babe.”

“You’re so hot you make me want to get some dignity.”

“Baby doll, you’re making my falcon crest.”

Poorly constructed sexual double entendres provided to Lorenzo Lamas for Are You Hot? by Entertainment Weekly columnist Joel Stein