Person 1: “Oh, look, there’s the ‘Taj maTeeter.'”
Person 2: “I started shopping at Lowes’ instead because of the incline of the parking lot. I can ride on the cart all the way back to the car.”
Person 3: “But Harris Teeter is open 24 hours…”
Person 4: “Harris Teeter is the teat upon which all North Carolinians suckle.”
Person 2: (pause) “Why did you have to go and bring breasts into this?”