“Umm…naw, what ya’ll need to do is get yoself one of dem My Size Barbies and dress dat bitch up.”
Someone from Ashley’s senior class…yes, a senior in college said that. Proof that anyone can get a college degree.

“Afraid? Afraid of what? Skanks with pickle tubs?”
Tiana discussing why she isn’t worried about the Junior class’s Fall Fest theme