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“You know you’re cool when you’re not.”
A friend’s feeble attempt at an insult, at around 2am

“Teenage pregnancy drops off significantly after age 20”
Internet news article

“I had ice cream for breakfast every day last holidays… apart from the days that I didn’t.”

“Please take cleaner, they are there for your pleasure”
Poorly translated sign in Japanese hostel

Quotes courtesy of Craig