“We put zip-ties on all the lockers this morning at 5:30 AM, but the janitors cut them all off before people got to school.”
“Yeah, just picture this: Butch, our one-armed janitor cutting off all the zip-ties early this morning. You made a lot of hard work for him.”
“(pause) Yeah, but we worked hard too.”
Discussion in Senior English about yesterday’s senior prank attempt