“Someone took a laser to her chompin’ stones and done fixed ‘em up. Either that or she got dentures.”
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Thursday, March 4, 2010
Monday, March 1, 2010
“Fire tits [are] an uncommon twist for a gay man’s dream.”
Todd Wachsman
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
“I fancy myself as something of a connoisseur of potato salad.”
Ron Mitchell
Saturday, February 13, 2010
“We’ve all had our own experiences. I worked in a singing diner, you were a French poodle.”
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
“What makes somebody go pick up poop and want to make a juice out of it?”
Damon John
Friday, February 5, 2010
“A gorilla doing sign language is plausible, but a gorilla maintaining a website is just shocking.”
Thursday, February 4, 2010
“That was their graduation present to me: a rape whistle.”
Amanda Veazey
Monday, February 1, 2010
“The side of your head is completely famous.”
Todd Wachsman
Friday, January 29, 2010
“He magically conceals the horse’s body inside a wheelchair. How is that funny?”
Amanda Veazey
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
“It’s a variety of butt thrust exercises performed to a horrible synthesized version of the William Tell Overture.”
Description of a horrifying 80’s workout video
Thursday, January 21, 2010
“You could be the Employee of the Week next week. And the criteria is that I have to have an awkward, kind of bad picture of you that’s poorly cropped.”
Ron Mitchell
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
“Pulp Fiction was a huge stepping stone for Samuel L. Clemens.”
Submitted by Troy Hickman. Thanks, Troy!