“A gorilla doing sign language is plausible, but a gorilla maintaining a website is just shocking.”
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Friday, February 5, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
“That was their graduation present to me: a rape whistle.”
Amanda Veazey
Monday, February 1, 2010
“The side of your head is completely famous.”
Todd Wachsman
Friday, January 29, 2010
“He magically conceals the horse’s body inside a wheelchair. How is that funny?”
Amanda Veazey
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
“It’s a variety of butt thrust exercises performed to a horrible synthesized version of the William Tell Overture.”
Description of a horrifying 80’s workout video
Thursday, January 21, 2010
“You could be the Employee of the Week next week. And the criteria is that I have to have an awkward, kind of bad picture of you that’s poorly cropped.”
Ron Mitchell
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
“Pulp Fiction was a huge stepping stone for Samuel L. Clemens.”
Submitted by Troy Hickman. Thanks, Troy!
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
“That sounds like a place that would be owned and operated by soft-spoken lesbians.”
Friday, January 15, 2010
“No one can be intimidating if they’re wearing a skinny piano tie.”
Thursday, January 14, 2010
“It looked like an anthropomorphic coal miner’s lunchbox leapt into the water.”
Monday, January 4, 2010
“Ugh. They don’t even have proper boobs, just nipplish droopage.”
Todd Wachsman’s observation about dogs’ “breasts”
Monday, January 4, 2010
“Something tells me that you really can tell the difference between a peter and a banana.”
Ruth Miller, submitted by Ashley Miller